: Because you demanded it, we’re bringing back Nightcrawler! In Amazing X-Men
Me: Great! Love Nightcrawler. But ya know, it seems like you’re bringing everyone back to life except the one lady that can come back to life. Ya know, the Phoenix?
Marvel: What? The Phoenix is EVERYWHERE dude. Didn’t you read Avengers vs. X-Men? Big crossover event: ALL PHOENIX! Oh and she was in All New X-Men recently. We’re all about The Phoenix here.
Me: No.. Phoenix? Jean Grey? An original X-Men member, red -ead. Remember her?
Marvel: Oh yeah! Jean Grey! What do you mean? She’s in our top selling All-New X-Men!
Me: No, no, not the Jean Grey that mastered telepathy in the span of a few panels, the character that was around for years. You know, Jean Grey-Summers, the woman that married Cyclops?
Marvel: Umm… Emma Frost is Cyclops’s wife. Jean Grey is a teenager! COME ON! That’s gross. Stop being gross.
Me: No! Jean Grey-Summers, the mother of Rachel Summers… er Grey, whatever you want to call her. Former Marvel Girl, grew